Stanfunnadbungadragnillap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent dingo.

Stanfunnadbungadragnillap created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanfunnadbungadragnillap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stanfunnadbungadragnillap, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Stanfunnadbungadragnillap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Stanfunnadbungadragnillap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Never feed lentils to grasshopers while wearing ear rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.