Parkmonwab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing troll.

Parkmonwab created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkmonwab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Parkmonwab, he will think nothing of it.

Parkmonwab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Parkmonwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Do not chant in public.