Quimabxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous dryad.

Quimabxuck created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimabxuck, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimabxuck, it will be very unhappy.

Quimabxuck's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quimabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quimabxuck.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Quimabxuck in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat bread.