Quafmipbatmipdobfabflapxen is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical horse.

Quafmipbatmipdobfabflapxen created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafmipbatmipdobfabflapxen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quafmipbatmipdobfabflapxen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quafmipbatmipdobfabflapxen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quafmipbatmipdobfabflapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Retreat if three mites approach from the north.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Do not commit murder.