Rotlakstik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent grasshopper.

Rotlakstik created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotlakstik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rotlakstik, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rotlakstik's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rotlakstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never paint your feet white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.