Nurlstikzed is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise wombat.

Nurlstikzed created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstikzed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurlstikzed, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nurlstikzed's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nurlstikzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near seals.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Nurlstikzed on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about stars.