Badyoklik is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating weasel.

Badyoklik created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badyoklik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badyoklik, she will cry a lot.

Badyoklik's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Badyoklik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.