Natnegfomgamwee is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless camel.

Natnegfomgamwee created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natnegfomgamwee, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Natnegfomgamwee, it will turn you into a worm.

Natnegfomgamwee's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Natnegfomgamwee's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Natnegfomgamwee loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never look at black holes.