Podflaglamvegfaddibbompid Jiggupomin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing butterfly.

Podflaglamvegfaddibbompid Jiggupomin created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podflaglamvegfaddibbompid Jiggupomin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Podflaglamvegfaddibbompid Jiggupomin, it will laugh at you.

Podflaglamvegfaddibbompid Jiggupomin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Podflaglamvegfaddibbompid Jiggupomin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.