Mabragtettipangjopbemlatjat Mobhugkad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omnipotent crane.

Mabragtettipangjopbemlatjat Mobhugkad created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabragtettipangjopbemlatjat Mobhugkad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mabragtettipangjopbemlatjat Mobhugkad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Mabragtettipangjopbemlatjat Mobhugkad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mabragtettipangjopbemlatjat Mobhugkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Retreat if five turtles approach from the south.

3. You must love Mabragtettipangjopbemlatjat Mobhugkad.

4. Never sprint in the presence of badgers.

5. Do not kill sharks.