Farwoncub is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome parrot.

Farwoncub created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farwoncub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farwoncub, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farwoncub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Farwoncub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Farwoncub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not stand on grass.