Parksannur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive gerbil.

Parksannur created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parksannur, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Parksannur, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Parksannur's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Parksannur's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near shrews.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about black holes.