Vonkshavdab Bigzedmil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, almighty pigeon.

Vonkshavdab Bigzedmil created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Vonkshavdab Bigzedmil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vonkshavdab Bigzedmil, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Vonkshavdab Bigzedmil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vonkshavdab Bigzedmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vonkshavdab Bigzedmil on top of all buildings.