Bogjadhon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless bee.

Bogjadhon created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogjadhon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogjadhon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bogjadhon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bogjadhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your back violet.