Kadlunvidcet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent raccoon.

Kadlunvidcet created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadlunvidcet, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kadlunvidcet, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kadlunvidcet's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kadlunvidcet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not take Kadlunvidcet's name in vain.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never hurt porpoises.