Tarbogceb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, competent hydra.

Tarbogceb created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tarbogceb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarbogceb, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tarbogceb's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tarbogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. You must love Tarbogceb.