Omtrawstan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair hippopotamus.

Omtrawstan created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtrawstan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtrawstan, he will turn you into a goat.

Omtrawstan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Omtrawstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the west.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not run in public.