Stangebbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omnipotent butterfly.

Stangebbell created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Stangebbell, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stangebbell, he will laugh at you.

Stangebbell's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Stangebbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Fast once a month.