Venranbam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage fairy.

Venranbam created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venranbam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Venranbam, she will turn you into a dog.

Venranbam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Venranbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.