Hubnelboss Yokcinrow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy octopus.

Hubnelboss Yokcinrow created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubnelboss Yokcinrow, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubnelboss Yokcinrow, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hubnelboss Yokcinrow's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hubnelboss Yokcinrow's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.