Dimlabbossnel is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless salamander.

Dimlabbossnel created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimlabbossnel, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dimlabbossnel, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dimlabbossnel's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dimlabbossnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.