Habdabdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable meerkat.

Habdabdoss created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Habdabdoss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Habdabdoss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Habdabdoss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Habdabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Habdabdoss first in all things.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never talk about dark matter near doves while wearing turquoise shirts.