Zognakfab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, competent human.

Zognakfab created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Zognakfab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zognakfab, he will make you grow a tail.

Zognakfab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zognakfab's Holy Commandments

1. Zognakfab loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Zognakfab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.