Nellontsin Gepfidmet is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise clam.

Nellontsin Gepfidmet created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellontsin Gepfidmet, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nellontsin Gepfidmet, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nellontsin Gepfidmet's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nellontsin Gepfidmet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Do not take Nellontsin Gepfidmet's name in vain.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.