Getflypag Tenlamgup is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident cobra.

Getflypag Tenlamgup created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getflypag Tenlamgup, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Getflypag Tenlamgup, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Getflypag Tenlamgup's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Getflypag Tenlamgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.