Bafrendut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic goose.

Bafrendut created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafrendut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bafrendut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bafrendut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bafrendut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.