Wegnegtin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust manatee.

Wegnegtin created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wegnegtin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wegnegtin, it will turn you into a worm.

Wegnegtin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wegnegtin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Always wear black.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never go into red rooms.