Ciptigjig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, confident hyena.

Ciptigjig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ciptigjig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ciptigjig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ciptigjig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ciptigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Ciptigjig first in all things.

5. Never eat bark.