Tunbugbom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish pig.

Tunbugbom created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbugbom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tunbugbom, he will turn you into a rock.

Tunbugbom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tunbugbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not chop down trees.