Lagrannutt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous turtle.

Lagrannutt created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagrannutt, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lagrannutt, she will not invite you to parties.

Lagrannutt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lagrannutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.