Fomhaksat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witty pigeon.

Fomhaksat created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomhaksat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fomhaksat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fomhaksat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fomhaksat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Retreat if three turtles approach from the west.

5. Never feed pineapples to great tits while wearing tights.