Raklamgom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, weak centaur.

Raklamgom created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raklamgom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Raklamgom, it will turn you into a duck.

Raklamgom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Raklamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never talk about planets.