Venvegwig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing mink.

Venvegwig created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Venvegwig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Venvegwig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Venvegwig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Venvegwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Always obey Venvegwig's priests.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venvegwig.