Gilbigflis is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish swallow.

Gilbigflis created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilbigflis, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilbigflis, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gilbigflis' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gilbigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Gilbigflis loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away from cyan tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.