Liksaklunban is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, calm penguin.

Liksaklunban created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Liksaklunban, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Liksaklunban, she will not invite you to parties.

Liksaklunban's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Liksaklunban's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shorts.

2. Never feed rice to grasshopers while wearing ear rings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Retreat if six swans approach from the north.

5. Do not speak about lentils.