Febdabcin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, capable tapir.

Febdabcin created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Febdabcin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Febdabcin, he will torture you forever.

Febdabcin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Febdabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febdabcin.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Febdabcin loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Febdabcin in the centre of the settlement.