Wikruldab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak beaver.

Wikruldab created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wikruldab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikruldab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wikruldab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wikruldab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Feed all hungry birds.