Lidgebjen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving butterfly.

Lidgebjen created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Lidgebjen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidgebjen, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lidgebjen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lidgebjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing brown scarves.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sing in the presence of rats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.