Zaknullfid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying lizard.

Zaknullfid created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Zaknullfid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zaknullfid, it will turn you into a plant.

Zaknullfid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Zaknullfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Worship no other gods but Zaknullfid.