Ingflamsat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, temperamental eagle.

Ingflamsat created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingflamsat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ingflamsat, she will turn you into a plant.

Ingflamsat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ingflamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Ingflamsat in the centre of the settlement.