Tigyakgebdubquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthinking pig.

Tigyakgebdubquaf created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigyakgebdubquaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tigyakgebdubquaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tigyakgebdubquaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tigyakgebdubquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.