Jinspaglab Nullwanjat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong zebra.

Jinspaglab Nullwanjat created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jinspaglab Nullwanjat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jinspaglab Nullwanjat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Jinspaglab Nullwanjat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jinspaglab Nullwanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Jinspaglab Nullwanjat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Jinspaglab Nullwanjat's priests.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.