Rawlatcid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous bee.

Rawlatcid created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawlatcid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rawlatcid, he will not care at all.

Rawlatcid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rawlatcid's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed lots of bread to snails while wearing yellow dresses.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed onions to seals while wearing shoes.

5. Do not stand on grass.