Tuncumnur is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic wyrm.

Tuncumnur created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tuncumnur, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tuncumnur, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tuncumnur's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tuncumnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tuncumnur loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.