Pakfotboss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving turtle.

Pakfotboss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakfotboss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pakfotboss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pakfotboss' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pakfotboss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about gravity.