Fubdobvid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet grasshopper.

Fubdobvid created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Fubdobvid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubdobvid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fubdobvid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fubdobvid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fubdobvid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Hide from black badgers for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to eagles while wearing white stockings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.