Mobhimlegbid Tonmilhap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, irritating jackal.

Mobhimlegbid Tonmilhap created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobhimlegbid Tonmilhap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mobhimlegbid Tonmilhap, she will turn you into a rock.

Mobhimlegbid Tonmilhap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mobhimlegbid Tonmilhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear mauve rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Mobhimlegbid Tonmilhap.

4. Mobhimlegbid Tonmilhap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.