Vinbinbom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful grasshopper.

Vinbinbom created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinbinbom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinbinbom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vinbinbom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vinbinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never feed limes to mice while wearing blue stockings.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never pour water over plants.