Honstigmif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Honstigmif created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honstigmif, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Honstigmif, it will destroy your favourite star.

Honstigmif's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Honstigmif's Holy Commandments

1. Put Honstigmif first in all things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Honstigmif must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help pigs.