Nilgep Pitdamdim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying hamster.

Nilgep Pitdamdim created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Nilgep Pitdamdim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nilgep Pitdamdim, she will turn you into a worm.

Nilgep Pitdamdim's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nilgep Pitdamdim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nilgep Pitdamdim.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Hide if four horses approach from the east.

5. Never bounce near grasshopers.